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Firstly I hope there are no Sophisticated London lawyers on this forum

and secondly for context apparently Irish Garda (Police man) is not generally known for his finesse or polite customer friendly chat
Sophisticated London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
Thinking he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than any paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!!
Irish Garda says,' License and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Irish Garda replies, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Irish Garda says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop... License And registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Irish Garda says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!'
Edited by: jinxx80