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Train Journey
A man and woman who have never met found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train. The man on the top bunk and the woman underneath. During the night the man woke and asked "Sorry to bother you but would you reach into the closet to get me a blanket, I'm freezing". I've a better idea she replied suggestively "Why don't we pretend we're married". Wow what a great idea" he said. "Good" she replied "Then get you own bloody blanket you lazy fat slob!"





Essex Speak (Sorry George If You Don't Understand)

ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.

<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon, She'll have an art attack."
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is the reply.
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with mayonnaise.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">DANNING STREET - Where the Prime Minister lives.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">DANSTEZ - On the ground floor , where the biggest telly is.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next race?"
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, this credit card bill's a bit efty."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">EJOG - A small, spiky animal (hedgehog).
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">ERZ - Belonging to her.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer, usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 - 1990.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. "I ad it off wiv fingy last night."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">FONG - Skimpy undergarment.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">FOR CRYIN AT LAAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. E.G."For cryin at lad, Britney, if I say Yes will you give it a rest?"
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">GAWON - Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer good."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">GRAND - A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near the grand."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">IFFY - Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last munf's a bit iffy."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">INT - Indirect suggestion. " I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time to wash iz feet."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels."That Mars Bar will go straight to me ips."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">JA - Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">JACKS - Five Pound note. "Lend us a jacks, wilya?"
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">JAFTA - Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?"
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">KAF - Eating house open during the day.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">KAFFY - A girl's name.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">LAD - Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">LARJ - Enjoying oneself.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">LOTREE - Costs £1 for a ticket.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">MAFFS - The study of numbers.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">MANOR - Local area.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">MINGER - An unattractive person (usually woman).
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid to come rand but changed er mind. That was a narra escape."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">NEEVA - Not one nor the other.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">NES - National Elf Service.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">OPPIT - Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front but they got a padda puff defence."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">PACIFIC - Specific.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">PAIPA - Sun, Mirror etc.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">QUALIDEE - Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualidee."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">RAND - A number of drinks purchased for a group.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">RANDEER - Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">REBAND - Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. "I couldn't 'elp it.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">I was on the reband from Craig."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">ROOFLESS - Without compassion.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">SAFF - A direction of the compass, opposite north.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">SAFFEND - An Essex seaside town.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">SEEVIN - Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">TALENT - Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's gan dan tan to eye up the talent."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">TAN ASS - A modern terraced house.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">TOP EVVY - A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that, Darren, she's well top evvy."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">UG - An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an ug."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">UMP - Upset, as in Got the Ump.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">VACHER - A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. "I got a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">WANNED UP - Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">WAWAZUT? - I beg your pardon.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">WENNOFF - A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff".
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">YAFTA - You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating circumstances."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">YOOF OSTALL - A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">ZAGGERATE - To suggest something is better or bigger than is true."Craig, I must've told ya a fazzund times already." "Don't zaggerate, mum."


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:))))))))))))))))))))))I must say I used the translator a few times...
Tony, you started with jokes...what happened? had a visit at some friend with a nice old quality wine? :)))
I must admit I like your new personality...don't change it ! :))))

PS> Is any chance not to be our Tony, but his lovely wife? Has steal his password?
PPS. In case of PS....Dear Lady, is not true that Tony was at a PJ party with a few young Peugeot representatives...as long as he does not admit it...he is pure and innocent... :)))
 
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