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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a Vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot .....
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">----oOo----
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70! "Blow this," I thought, "I can get one cheaper off the web."
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself, "That guy's heading for a breakdown."
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">----oOo----
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;"><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb51, 51, 51; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18.2px; : rgb225, 235, 242;">On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said 'English speaking Doctor' - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?'

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Thanks Tone......just wish I could remember them to tell my mates......trouble is I can't remember who they are!

Al....I think?

 

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Remember what Al?
 

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Two old man on a bench...- Remember how we was running after young girls?
-YES...but I don't remember WHY?
 
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