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Just watched today's Bargain Hunt (it's an age thing) and saw a delightful enameled salt and pepper set.

I said to my wife "I like that; it must be nice to get something that's old and useful".

She replied "I've got you".

She probably misheard and thought I said "....old and useless".






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You know Al, there's a reason why daytime TV is such utter rubbish.
 

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...how the years go by...I remember the first time I went to bed with her.

I said " Am I the first bloke you've slept with?".

She looked me in the eyes and replied softly "If you go to sleep you will be".

 

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An old "friend" called me a boring old fart the other day. My reply was "well it's better than being a farting old bore". We are still friends!
 
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