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· Do you have feelings
of inadequacy?

· Do
you suffer from shyness?

· Do you sometimes wish you were more
assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist aboutSauvignon Blanc.

Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural
way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can
help ease you outof your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready
andwilling to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of
Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to
live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start
living.

Sauvignon
Blanc may not be right for everyone.


Women who
are pregnant or nursing should not use it.


However,
women who wouldn'tmind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try
it.

Side effects

Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, loss of motor control,loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry
mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,
Truthor Dare, and Naked Twister.

Warnings :

· The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc
may make you think youare whispering when you are not.

· The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may
cause you to tellyour friends over and over again that you love them.

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The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to thinkyou can sing.


· The consumption of
Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusionthat you are tougher, smarter, faster
and better looking than mostpeople.

Please feel free to share this
important information with as manypeople as you feel may
benefit!


...... now just imagine what you could achieve with a good
Shiraz or Merlot...






Edited by: allan40alt
 

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What about the three that follow that though!

 

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If Sauvignon Blanc does not work at you, we have "Tuica de prune"...also known as "Palinca".This is pure health...made only from apples, grapesor plums, there is no artificial ingredient in it.
You can also Google-it... :)
For 2008 forum, I can send 2-3 bottles at production price (around 7-10 pounds/bottle) :)))))
5-6 years old...made by me using my grand-grand-pa secrets :)

Also there is a special wine...called "Stefan cel Mare"...one bottle costs around 150 USD, is 15-20 years old...not made by me, but by a producer from Moldova...with the warning: Do NOT drink it by yourself only!!! Recommended 1 bottle at 3 people!!! :)))))) (after this, any wine will taste like water :) ) )
 
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