Welcome to the club, its great to have international members join us. On here you'll find a great bunch of guys of all ages, some older than others some lie about their ages, usually the female members but none the less a great bunch. Also there is a wealth of valuable information and topics that will help you with the enjoyment of your car.
I see the two comedy artists have introduced themselves (George & Mik), and no doubt our two resident fashion gurus and midnight stalkers (Marie & Kate) will be along shortly to help out with your choice of handbags and pyjama's.
I wish you all the best with your car and we look forward to hearing of your experiences.
Whereabouts are you in Portugal. I visit your wonderful country a couple of times a year on business and social occasions. I normally stay at the Quinto Del Lago Golf Club, are you anywhere near there.
Oh by the way watch out for our resident "big mouth" He'll introduce himself as a Northern Friendly Intelligent Guy, with bags of charm and wit. He is obviously all those things, but he gets to know where you live and then pops along to stay with you when he's in your country.
I believe he's already been invited to share a bed or is that a room, with a few of our Forum members, George, Mik , Fran in Spain, Rene in Holland to name just a few. I hear he's just been out to Hungary this week and was most pleased to meet up with a
coupleof Forum members who very kindly put him up for a couple of days, in a hotel I hasten to add, and they introduced him to a good time.
Anyway its good to have you with us.
Do you keep goldfish, one of our younger members, she's only 10 years old has lost a goldfish, well it was eaten actually by the cat. It was called Mik, the goldfish not the cat. Anyway do you have one you can send.
and Tony, as you can see, is our SERIOUS member, that never joke...So if you have a goldfish/piranha/snails/anything, hide it !!! Also hide the cat...
Do not believe all that they say about me...I'm a very serious/ not with humor/old man, and I never joke...
Also any member that will visit me, will have rats/cockroaches/bees in his bed...Also will provide for free as a compensation a beautiful young 85 years lady that will thrill you all night sucking the chocolate from M&M's that contains peanuts...
I see that you have been introduced to numerous forum regulars; I hope that you're not too scared...
Following on from the above comments, our pet hamster was called George (honestly!). Alas, he is dead too but he died of natural causes (nothing to do with the cat) so he is in pet heaven with ****....
Must go, I've got a bowl of peanut M&M's waiting for me.....
Hi Paulo...nice to meet new members..also your sense of humor is welcomed Two questions:
1. You stay in night in your 2008 drinking a coffee and admiring stars? (Eventually in your pijamas?)
2. Do you have a LIVE hamster? Cause seems that fishes, cats and hamsters kill themselves when see the 2008...a lot of deaths were recorded lately here )))))
It is a shame you live in the north. I only drive thro there to go to the Algarve or I fly over the North on my way to Faro.
Never mind, it is unfortunate I will not be able to stay with you and I won't be buying a beer. As you live in the North perhaps you can send some of the excellent Porto for me and my wife to drink while we look at the stars at night in the car.
I will email you my address, if you can send one bottle of each ( Red & White)
that will be fine. In return I will send you two of the world famous Cornish (Nasty's) Pasty's.
You will be the envy of all your friends when you tell them that your Uncletone has sent you Cornish Pasty's and all he wants in return is a couple of bottles of Sherry.
Tone, I'll trade you a couple of Yorkshire curd tarts for a couple of Cornish Pasties? We could be onto something here! We should start a new thread.....
For goodness sake George. keep up.... George the hamster died of natural causes (he was very old in hamster years), he was replaced by a cat who ate **** the goldfish. Tone the goldfish stays lurking in the bottom of the pond and is still alive. George + **** = dead, Cat + Tone = alive. Simples.