Or just a more colorful PJ's )))
Reminded me a joke:
The driver John wasdriving back home...At the beginning of the wood, a small person dressed in red stops the car: "please, I'am a Martian in red, I'am lost, I need some water!"...he gives him water, and continue driving...at middle of wood, another person in green.."Please, I'am a Martian in green,need some to eat!"...he gives to Martian his sandwich and continueshis journey...at end of wood, a person in blue...John, already pissed off, lower the window and scream: And you, Martian in blue, what do YOU WANT???....the blue person: "Your papersand driver'slicense! Also start blowing in alcohol tester!"(tried to translate it from Romanian language )
Glad to see your enjoying the car. Shame about the fact that nothing makes sense. Don't worry about it, the cars are that reliable
that we struggle at times to find something to add or query, so a lot of us old wrinkly's just let off steam and comment or make flippant remarks on anything.
One thing is that this forum has some great guys and gals, who will offer help, advice or just comment.
Only 46, don't let that put you off mate, we have some real old timers on here, a couple of "chuckle bros", a Romanian who speaks in several languages, you don't translate Romanian into English do you, your services are most welcome as we can't make head nor tail of what he's talking about sometimes. All we know about him is he like switching his air-con off when he has female passengers on board and the outside temp is 43 degs forcing them to remove their clothing.
There are a couple of night cruisers on here, who go out in the dark to admire the ambient lighting, we have a retired pilot, who has a blue badge now, don't know if that's why he's retired but as I don't like flying I'm glad he has. He loves Peugeot's, especially those with that nice Semi-Auto ECG box...NOT. We have an administrator who's knowledge of Windows 10 is beyond reproach. In fact he was last seen heading to PC World to order a new PC & Laptop since his current ones had imploded after upgrading to Windows 10.
Who have I missed, well loads of guys who contribute, all willing to help, don't get hung up on the drivel that you read on here by some of our members
Oh I almost forgot we have two goldfish, Mik & Tone, well we did have two Mik got eaten by the cat but hey takes all sorts.
So come on, join in its great fun, well I think it is anyway although a few will be cringing reading this, but I hope you realise there is NO MALICE intent meant by the banter.
Of course I don't use Google Translate...I have learned English from Tom and Jerry frankly...at school they teached us German and Russianlanguage...
From old porn movies I have also learned some undesirableDutch words )))) (not many, cause the damnmovie had lot of action and a lack ofconversation )))))
From Kate we have learned that a gear knob is usually cold (I always thought is hot)
...Also from Tony we have learned that age does not matter as long as your spirit is young, you can have "Tones" of fun...
From Al we have learned how to ... damn...Al..? Remind me ... I've forgot, because you are not so present inour PJ section )))... (joking...he helped us with many technical advices)...
So everybody here have fun...even Aston have a lot of fun, just does not understand it at his age (Aston, don't get scared, our jokes are understood by the category 19-35 and 50-75...so be patient ) )
Sorry for my grammar, in Tom and Jerry was no teacher, also in some comedy movies the grammar was missing ))...
PS. For Dutch language I still have the movie... )))))
is that you in the photograph my friend I've missed you.
You look very smart, be careful the girls will be chasing you........you are a lot better looking in that photo than you were in the last one.
Have you had plastic surgery or just plastic.
Its good to have you back, have you bought a new handbag to go with the glasses, and if you tell me its 33 degs and the sun is shining in Romania I'm going to log out it is not nice weather here in the UK.
I'm only retired from workTony. I really pity you poor souls who still thrash about the country trying to make a living.I still fly. Luckily not in semi-automatic aircraft. I really like my machinery to do what I tell it. So I won't be flying an Airbus any time soon. Uncommanded actions by machinery terrifies me and when it starts arguing with me I really give in.PS. I don't wear PJ's and I am rarely out after 2300. My G-knob is rarely cold