Funny that Al, I just get Peugeot links as well.
Must be the internet connection in Retford, or the fact that the female species do a little, what is the word I'm looking for here guys, ..where is Mad Mick the Irishman when you need him,.... oh sugar, I forgot he was eaten by the cat.
I was going to say risque, anyway they obviously have different browsing habits than us old wrinkly's.
Al, I'm at a loss here and could do with a little support. When I first joined this forum, we talked about sensible things like, Peugeot's rubbish gearboxes and parking habits and that wonderful system Peugeot gave us for saving fuel the "Stop Start System" as mentioned by Alan (pilot), we also spoke about excellent sound systems as mentioned and highlighted by Andrew (Burty), who even went to the trouble of providing photo's on how to do it.
We even had international content from Georgie Boy from Romania ( George2010 or 14 or whatever his handle is). We then had the merits, or not of a speed limiter / cruise system that I wouldn't fit in a pedal car as elaborated on by yourself. We even had excellent content from the dark side (Frank Bullit & Citroen) on all sorts of things we could or couldn't do with our cars. Not to mention a few other choice topics by our newbie car nerds.
What do we discuss the now...the niceties of parking in London and sharing a tap to wash your car...(Marie) WHAT!!! and we find ourselves dragged into a discussion on what type of nocturnal habits do we partake in...Pyjama Wearing at night or NOT, if the weather is a little hot.
Goldfish in a pond, and the chuckle brothers and knob warmers, whats all that about. Next we nearly get embroiled in a hate campaign against our beloved Post Office for having the audacity to lose a Blue Peter Badge, oh come on please. These are amongst other things which we find are often mentioned in dispatches.
Who knows what next, it could be the type of handbag youwould
have on the passenger
seat,or who would you have with you when you went out to a
restaurantat night, that will be next. I can see it now, we'll be discussing the merits of having furry dice on an elastic hanging from the internal mirror so that they bounce up and down in as you drive along.... Oh shoot me now.
And another thing I've noticed, some Forum Members have taken a dislike to the video content we show. Take for instance the excellent video you put up on how to clean your car. That was an excellent "how to"
I mean some Forum members have a dislike to washing their cars, and they have openly said so. One even complained about sharing a tap and another wants to know if David Cameron will let her employ Russian Men instead of women to clean their cars. The other thinks it would have been better if two fat bald old aged men did it, and could she vet the photo's Think what that would have cost the NHS in artificial hips, knees and other limbs after
performingsomething like that. Millions Allan millions.
And all this was in answer to
a question raised "can somebody help me to clean my car or what is best for it" the video was perfect and what do you get.......well I couldn't repeat it for fear of being banned.
I now have a phobia about going out in the car. I wear a hoody and make sure I've got a big mac on in case the neighbours look at me funny. I
weargloves and say a thousand "Hail Mary's" (no offense to any religions here, just a matter of fact
statement, we must be seen to be PC) when I have to get hold of a cold knob in a morning to change gear.
Al, its getting desperate mate, I dare not switch the computer on for fear of
embarrassment.
I'll leave that in your capable hands to resolve.
In the meantime we have a new member who I must help out. He needs to know what pressure to put in his tyres before he is
crucifiedfor not reading his handbook and attempting to pump them up via the fuel flap. And woe betide him if he
isn'twearing pink slippers while doing it.